Monday, December 11, 2017


A man came out of his house one Sunday morning headed to church just as his neighbor came out of his house carrying his golf clubs. The golfer said, “Henry, come play golf with me today.” Henry, with an expression of self-righteous disdain on his face, replied, “No, this is the Lord’s Day and I’m going to church.”

After a moment’s embarrassed silence the golfer walked over to Henry and said, “Henry, I have noted with admiration your faithfulness to your church. But, you know, this is about the fifth time I have invited you to play golf with me, but you have never invited me to go to church with you.”